6.06.2009

My ex-Boyfriends




Tonight is the night for ex-boyfriends. I'm trying to call all my ex-boyfriends 'cause I feel alone and I need an ex-boyfriend To be here with me just like my friend or more.


Tonight is the night for ex-boyfriends, But I think I hate all my ex-boyfriends. It's 5 A.M., I can only call my American ex-boyfriend, they're not too mean but they are too far for sex.


So I leave a message to all my ex-boyfriends saying: "Hey, what's up, how are you my friends? I'm coming to New York soon, would you be my fuck friend?" You'll never reply 'cause you think I'm just depressed and you're right.


My ex-boyfriends... No, you don't even deserve to have your name in a crap song, So I won't say your name. Anyway, you're big enough to know It's all about you, It's all about you.


The name of the number one, start with the T. He said "Hey c'mon, its gonna be so fun" But he's the most unfunny person I have ever met. Anyway, he was gorgeous and sweet, boring but sweet... Until the day he said, until the day he said:"Sorry baby, but except Bob Dylan we have nothing in common" Age, 26. Dumped after 2 months. Profession, LIAR! Liar, liar, liar... He's such a fucking liar.


We were in love, so in love, we were so in love. We were in love!


The name of the number two, start with the K. No, actually start with a C, but with the K you'd think he is the coolest. I was very to leave Paris for him and be a good housewife in the middle of the concess, But from one day to the other he decided it was over... For no reason, you know?Just because it's over. He was so romantic, sex was so electric, Everything was magic. But he was just a trick, just a fucking trick. Age, 33. Dumped after 3 months of dreams and tears, and tears, and tears, and tears.


We were in love, so in love, we were so in love. We were in love!


The name of the number 3, start with an M. The winner of the competition, the worst of them. All he does is watch TV and do coke, drink whiskey, and scream his jealousy, He was not romantic, sex was catastrophic, He was an alcoholic, he was just pathetic... Just pathetic.


There's some that you wanna talk about, and some that you don't. There's some that you wanna hear about, and some that you don't. I wanna hear about you guys, I wanna hear about you 'cause anyway you know that its all about you... It's all about you, It's about you. All about you, all about you!


Tell me why are you gone? You're just losers and I'm alone. Again!




My Ex-Boyfriends - Soko.


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